Goat Getter

Double strike, menace
Magnitude (Whenever this would deal damage equal to its power, it deals an amount of damage equal to the absolute value of its power instead.)
Whenever Goat Getter blocks or becomes blocked, it gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
"A Venephirite sleepwalks into and a Trundish lays down in a bar." - Popular Elespian joke