Gobble It Up

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they
create 1 food token; when they create this food
token, they may say 'gobble gobble' to create a
second food token OR 'tasty tasty' to create a
0/4 creature token named 'potatoes and gravy'
OR 'I like pie' to create a 3.14159/1 creature
token named 'pie'.
Any player may say 'pie in the face' at any time
to sacrifice a 'pie' that deals damage equal to its
power to target player.