Goblin Assassin

Whenever you cast your first spell each turn,
choose Player or Creature. If you chose Creature
Goblin Assassin deals damage equal to that
spell's converted mana cost to a creature target
opponent controls at random. If you chose Player Goblin Assassin deals damage equal to that
spell's converted mana cost to an opponent at
random.
"I don't care who pays or who dies."