Goblin Gambler

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If that coin is heads, you draw a card and target opponent discards a card for each colored mana symbol in that cards mana cost. If that coin is tails, you discard 3 cards and draw 1 card. Before you flip the coin, any opponent may pay {1} and discard 2 cards. If they do, you do not flip a coin.
He eventually stopped sniping from gutters, for financial ruin was the only true way to destroy your enemies.