Goblin's Mythic Chocolate

Commulative Upkeep : Eat 1 Bar of Chocolate.
{t}: Play MTGPQ.
{ut}: Visit forum.d3go.com.
{0}: Visit GoblinPile's Slack Channel.
At the beginning of 22nd May each year. Summon Goblins from The Pile to the Slack,
Saying HBD to Sheev without tap.
"ta!" Shteev.