god

flash, haste, flying, indestructible, hexproof, trample,
vigilance, menace, first strike, death touch, double strike,
lifelink, land walk, protection from all colors, reach, infect
{t} all creatures get +1000/+1000 until end of turn
{t} target player loses
gods attack and toughness is equal to your life total
times 100000000000000000000000000000000
if you have eaten cake within the past
month god dies