God, Creator of Humanity

Flash, Flying, Vigilance, Protection
from Everything.
Creatures you control gain 'Haste, Flying,
Vigilance, Trample, Indestructible,
Double Strike, and Protection from target
opponent's spells.'
"Oh God, Oh My Gawd, Goddammit, or
Jesus Christ. Pick One, that is all me."
- God, Creator of Humanity