God Paul

Indestructible, Trample, Haste
{p/c}: Paul God gains lifelink until end of turn
{p/u}: Paul God gains flying until end of turn
{p/b}: Paul God gains deathtouch until end of turn
{p/r}: Paul God gets +1/+1 until end of turn
{p/g}: Paul God gains protection from the color of
your choice until end of turn
I'm just gonna smash it.
— Paul, the Elephant God