Going Hard on the Broth

Put a hank counter on target non-Hank creature
you control. If that creature has a hank counter
on it at the beginning of your next end step, you
may have it hank affix 1. For each permanent
ability that this spell causes to trigger, add one
mana of any color.
"Johan was depressed, depraved, and lost. He was on
his last legs. Then the visions began."
—Scriptures of the Denomination of Hank