Gold and Silver Pawn Shop

{p/u}, {t}, Return an artifact you control to its
owner's hand: You may put an artifact card from
your hand onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice an artifact: Add {c}{c}
"I swear every day, you two are the laziest people
I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your
britches maybe we could make a dollar or two around
this joint."-Richard Harrison, The Old Man