Golgari Mediator

When Golgari Cleaver enters the battlefield, distribute X menace counters among creatures
you control where X is the number of creatures
you control and the number of creatures in your graveyard. Creatures with power 3 or more that
have menace that you control are exiled at the
end of combat except for this creature.
"Why can't we have a simple session without you
ruining it, Kari?!"
— Iko Nemeth, Bracer of the Dead