Goluptious Glob, The Dreadless

Haste, Deathtouch, Lifelink, Double Strike, Partner, Infect
Bestow: {0} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, its an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.)
"Awe, just look at it. Its harmless."
—Unsuspecting Hiker