Goomba?, Goomba Chucker

Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, create two 1/1 red Goomba creature tokens. Those tokens gain haste until end of turn.
2, Sacrifice a Goomba: Goomba?, Goomba Chucker deals 1 damage to any target.

His crew proudly maintains an accident rate
of 100% per day.