Gopher, Snide Jester

Flash
When Gopher, Snide Jester enters the battlefield, choose one. If Gopher, Snide Jester enters the battlefield from the
command zone, you may chose both.
•Gopher, Snide Jester deals {x} damage to
any target.
•Distribute {x} 1/1 counters among any number
of creatures you control.