Gorbag, Captain of Ungol

Sacrifice an Uruk-Hai: Up to two target
Orcs you control get +1/+1 and haste until
end of turn.
"What's this? Looks like old Shelob has been having a bit of fun. She jabs them with her stinger and they go as limp as a boned fish. Then
she has her way with them. That's how she likes
to feed-fresh blood."