Gordo the Plushie

When Gordo enters the battlefield all attacks on
the caster are turned to -X/-X when X is number
of creatures except for other instant cards after
Gordo has been put into play.
Gordo has no loyalty points because Gordo will
always love you.
{x}You must send all creatures back to your hand
in order to cast Soft Embrace, in which Gordo
takes full attack points for one turn before
returning to the Command Zone.