Gorge, Shapeshifter Assistant

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
Intimidate (This creature cannot be blocked except
by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a
color with it.)
"Build an acid pit in the basement 'e says, it'll be
useful 'e says. Why didn't the twit figure the cost
of the acid BEFORE 'e had me dig the hole?"
- Gorge