Gorgie, Who Just Wants to Bake

Defender, Ward—Pay 3 life

Gorgie enters the battlefield with 10 sadness
counters.

Whenever a food is sacrificed, Gorgie loses
1 sadness counter. When Gorgie has 0 counters remaining, he gains:{t}{g}{r}{u}: Creatures cannot
attack this turn.

Can't we all just bake cookies...?