Gorkamorka, Son of Morga

Double strike, haste
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield
under your control, if it has less power than
Gorkamorka, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
{1}{r}{w}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt
to Gorkamorka, Son of Morga this turn.
I'm Go'kamo'ka, Son of Mo'ga of de Stone'art clan.
You wan' a friendship rock?