Gorp, Earth's Biggest Fan

Zangief, the Red Cyclone must be blocked if able.
-Iron Muscle-As long as it's your turn, Zangief has indestructible.
-Spinning Piledriver-Whenever Zangief deals
damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess
damage this turn that creature's controller sacrifices a noncreature, nonland permanent.
Gorp, The Hatchling of Hope, Son of Glurp of the Creststalkers, Champion of Floranthe, Breaker of Cro'sozek, Eater of Bulgogi, Not Yoda, Owner of WWF WWE Classic Superstars Collecto