Gotcha!!!

Creatures you control have +0/+2 and haste.
Gotcha —Whenever an opponent says the name of a
card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" If
you do, return that card to your hand. If you don't,
put that into the "Gone-From-The-Fricking-Game-
For-Ev-Aaah" pile.
"In the world of extreme memes, memelords don't evah
skip out on a opportunity to bring back a dead meme.
So, basically, I'm monkey."