Grand Cracka PI

Split Second, Flash, Hexproof
This spell cannot be countered or targeted by
spells or abilities your opponents control.
This creature is all colors ({w}{u}{b}{r}{g}).
When you cast this, you win the game.
You may return this card to your hand from anywhere at any time.
He once was asked in H-E-B if he would like a
graham cracker which prompted him to respond with,
Whoa, first of all, a gram of what and second,
Cracka is our term.