Grand Wizard T

If your name is Bryan Tasior, then you
may give this creature card as many card abilities
as you wish.
{1}{r}{g} Gravitron Devastation (all creatures your opponents control no longer have flying
and or reach permanently.)
"You can look up for inspiration, down in desperation,
under your arms for perspiration, but not left or right
for information, because the only
cheetah is in the back of the room."
-Bryan Tasior