Grant, God's Jolliest Asshole

"Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" When Grant, God's Jolliest Asshole enters the battlefield, if there are at least 5 players within a 30m radius, cast "Sodden Panties" - All players must change their undergarments.
"Howdy"{2}{g}: Greet someone with the Midwestern classic, gain 3/3.
Cause Mischief{2}{r}{g} Tease someone and earn your title of Jolliest Asshole, target creature gets -2/-2.
"This guy really likes Fortnite"