Granzeboma

At the beginning of each combat, Granzeboma
gains first strike until end of turn if a creature
your opponents control has first strike. The same
is true for flying, deathtouch, double strike,
haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace,
reach, skulk, trample, and vigilance.
{x}: Granzeboma gets +X/+X until end of turn.
Foolish creatures, drunk on Spiral Power! We defended
the universe by killing our fellow spirals and halting
our own evolution! Do you possess the sheer fortitude