Greasus Goldtooth

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller
pays {1} for each creature they control that's
attacking you.
Whenever a player attacks one of your opponents
with one or more creatures, create a treasure
token. If the attacking player is one of your opponents, also create a food token.
Sacrifice two food tokens: Create a 3/3 red and
green Ogre creature token with menace and
trample.