Greaterhoof Behemoth

When greaterhoof Behemoth enters, creatures you and your allies control get +X xY and gain haste, trample, deathtouch and double strike until your next turn, where x is the number of creatures on the battlefield multiplied by the amount of life you lost this turn.
Greaterhoof's commander tax may be paid with {p/g}

"the first footsteps destroyed sound itself" final thoughts of a villager