Greg Roprim, Devoted Husband

Hexproof From Everything

When summoned, create 3 Blood tokens.
During your Upkeep, sacrifice a Blood token. If unable or refused, this Commander is exiled from the match.
This Commander ignores all effects that would destroy or exile it.
{t}Attach one Equipment to this creature that doesn't have any increases to X/X
{t}Sacrifice 10 Blood tokens, Transform

"Don't touch me... EVER! No one touches ME!"