Gress, Culinary Gladiator

When Gress, Culinary Gladiator enters the battlefield, create a 4/5 Pizza creature token with trample.
{r}{r}{w}: If Gress, Culinary Gladiator would
be damaged by a noncreature spell, choose another target creature to be damaged instead.
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