Greta, The Anarchomancer

+1: Creatures your opponents control with power and/or toughness less than Greta's loyalty are goaded.
+2: Until your next turn, creatures you control and the creatures of one opponent gain haste and are goaded when they ETB. (Roll D6 for opponent.)
-9: Greta deals X damage to each player, where X is the combined devotion to red among all players.