Grey Earl, Thailand Conqueror

Fear,Vigilance
{w}{t} - Create a Sea-Enjay token and equip it to target creature. Equipped creature cannot attack or block.

{2}{b}{b} - Take permanent control of a basic land target player controls.

{x}{t} - X is equal to the number of untapped lands you control. Grey Earl, Thailand Conqueror deals X damage to target player or planeswalker.

“Sea-Enjay, Broh!” - Grey Earl’s favorite spell