Grill Master Kareem

Deathtouch, Flying, Menace
When Grill Master Kareem enters the battlefield,
ask a person outside the game (Are you interested
in purchasing a new barbecue today?) if he or she
says yes, you may destroy target creature. If he or
she says no, destroy Grill Master Kareem.
Kareem had never lost a sale. If he were to ever be rejected, he would immediately implode.