Gringoose Maximus II

Flying, Vilgilance, Death Touch, Lifelink,
Double Strike
When Gringoose Maximus enters the battlefield,
you win the game. (If an opponent complains,
they owe you 15 Euros. If they do not have 15
Euros, they owe you an icecream.)
Give me grass or I will kick ur. Disrespect Lord Gringoose, you get sword stingoose.
—Lord Gringoose