Grizgutz, Paradox Traveller

When Grizgutz enters, create Ledfilla, a red artifact
equipment with "whenever equipped creature
attacks, it deals damage equal to it's power to any
target." and "Equip {2}.". If Grizgutz is legendary,
create a nonlegendary copy of Grizgutz. When you
do, exile Grizgutz with three time counters on it,
and it gains suspend, unless it entered from exile.

When Grizgutz enters from exile, another target
Orc you control gets -1/-1 until end of turn, then
Grizgutz fights it.