Grizzly Tubes

When the Grizzly Tubes Twosome enters the battlefield - after quite the trudge onto a frozen arctic lake - all opponents become lovers. Snowlmates do not attack (well, actually, mine attacks me). Their love is an indestructible enchantment. It cannot be countered. Everybody wins.
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We shall raise our cups of blabla juice up to the aurora, saluting the waxing crescent moon and Venus peering upon us, as we declare to one another, "my love for you is wild
and grizzly, you