Grlrgtrl, Cabal Salesman

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top 3 cards of your library
and put 2 of them into your hand and the rest in your graveyard. You lose 2 life.
Sacrifice a creature: Surveil 3
"Ratadrabik's pustules, Nevinyrral's guts, Belzenlok's
horn. Nothing much I haven't seen.
After all, I am a bargainer, it's my job to have weird things for sale."
-Grlrgtrl, Cabal Salesman