Gross Ass Oven

{t}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a food token.
If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create 2 food tokens instead. (they're artifacts with "{2},{t}, Sacrifice this artifact:
You gain 3 life.")
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"After all... why not? why shouldn't I eat it?"