Gru, Absolute Legend

When Gru, Absolute Legend enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life and destroy target
creature an opponent controls.
Whenever you gain life, target opponent must
speak in a Gru-like accent for the rest of the game.
If they don't, you gain 1,000,000,000 life.
"Gurls, Gurls, you're both beautiful, now shut up!"