Grumpig

You may sacrifice a creature named Spoink rather
than pay this spells mana cost.
Absorb 3 (If a source would deal damage to this
creature, prevent 3 of that damage.)
{w/u}, {t}: Target tapped creature gets -0/-X until
end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
{w/u}{w/u}{w/u}, {t}, Exert Grumpig: Gain control of
target creature, with toughness less than or equal
to Grumpig's power, until end of turn. Untap
that creature. It gains haste until end
of turn.