Guano bill, Curse Collector

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may
pay {2}{b}. If you do, search your library for a Curse card and attach it to yourself, then, if there are 13 or more Curse cards attached to you, you win the game.
"I ain't care if I've "gone too far", or if you
"made a severe misjudgment", I said I wanna
nother one!"