Guaranteed Respect

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that
player reveals the top card of his or her library.
If it's a non-Human creature card, put that card
into your hand.
"First, I wanted to tell you that I've a lot of respect for
Varginha's ET. And I know that here, anyone who
hasn't seen knows someone who has seen it, or has
someone in the family who has seen it, but anyway
I start by saying that this respect for Varginha's ET is guaranteed."
- Dilma Rousseff, Lost but Seeking