Gurt

{I}At your end step, creatures have unearth {10}-{x}, where x is the total life you lost this turn. Whenever koltain attacks, choose one: Plea for a deal:{/I} you gain hexproof from target player until your next turn. When that player casts their first spell next turn, discard a card. Gain immunity: goad all creatures target player controls until next turn. You lose 1 life for each creature that player attacks with on their next turn.{flavor}pretty please can’t we make a deal?