Guru Guru

When Guru Guru enters the Battlefield, put
1 Drunkness Counter on it.
{t}, Add 1 Drunkness Counter on Guru Guru.
When Guru Guru has 2 or more Drunkness
Counters on it, remove it from the game.
It deals 2 damage to all Players.
"Si me webean, me voy de la Tuna"