Guy Fieri's Protection

Until your next turn, your life total can't change
and you have protections from everything. All permanents you control phase out.(While phased out they are treated like they didn't exist. They phase back in before you untap in your untap step)
Exile Guy Fieri's Protection.

I Guy Fieri will protect you from the bad flavors of a salty opponent by taking you and your board down to flavor town