Gyrkus, Malevolent Counselor

Whenever a player becomes the monarch, choose
one —
• That player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
• That player discards a card and you draw a card.
• That payer sacrifices a permanent, then you
may return a card from your graveyard to your
hand.
"Congratulations on your coronation, your highness.
Let me handle the petty details..."