Hakim Dickoff

Deathtouch, Haste.

{b}, {g} or {r} plus {x}: You can pay Black, Green or Red plus X to have Hakim Dickoff fight X amount of target creatures. Whenever Hakim Dickoff fights another creature put a +1/+1 counter of Hakim Dickoff.
Remove five +1/+1 counters from Hakim Dickoff and this card gains Indestructible and Hexproof.

"Praise ball! They hear, as thunderous footsteps rapidly drew closer, the final sound before the quiet silence of death. The lord of murder was pleased with his champion"