Han Solo

Haste
Han Solo always strikes first
Never tell me the odds-- Whenever Han Solo attacks, say "never tell me the odds" and roll a die. If you get a 1 or 2, sacrifice Han Solo. If you get between a 2 and 19, give Han Solo +1/+1 and double strike until the end of turn. If you roll a 19 or 20, say "How 'bout them odds" and give Han Solo +20/+20, trample, and lifelink until the end of the turn