Handsome Boy

{1}{g/w}: Hit the gym and add a +1/+1 counter this card.
{p/u},{t}: Party Hard and remove any amount of +1/+1 counters from this card. Deal 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to self for every counter removed this way.
{x},{t}: Love your wife and regenerate for this turn. Also untap if X is 3 or more.