Handsome Jack, Bandit Killer

Ward {2}
Spoon to the eye - Whenever a source you control deals exactly 1 damage to a permanent
or player, Handsome Jack deals 2 damage to
that permanent or player.
"It's even funnier the second time"
"Maybe you just had to be there I don't know...
Anyways, moral of the story is you're a total BITCH!"