Hank Hill, Ass Kicker

Trample
When Hank Hill, Ass Kicker enters the battlefield
he fights one target creature.
Dash {r}{w} (You may cast this spell for it's dash.
If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to it's owner's hand at the begining
of the next end step.)
"That's it I'm kicking your ass!"